Humor

The following was read from a book and the reader just had to share these jokes with you...

What Children Hear At Church

The Lord's Prayer
How did you know my name (or Harold be your name).
Give us this day our jelly bread.
Lead us not into Penn Station.
Deliver us from people.

Hymn Titles and Lines from Hymns
Gladly the coss-eyed bear (Gladly, the cross I bear)
Crazy, crazy all ye little children, God is love... (Praise Him, Praise Him, all ye little children)
While shepherds washed their socks by night (While shepherds watched their flocks by night)
Lead on oh kinky turtle... ( Lead on oh King Eternal)

The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and suddenly turned into a pillar of salt.
"My mother looked back once while she was driving," contributed little Heather, "and she turned into a telephone pole." -anonymous

Prayer
"Do you pray every night?" a little boy was asked. "No," he replied, "some nights I don't need anything."
"I can't hear you," said a mother to her daughter who was praying, "I wasn't talking to you." came the reply. -D. J. Brouwer.

A Little Child Shall Lead Them
"Daddy, I want to ask you something," said Jared after his first day in Sunday School.
"Yes Son, what is it?"
"The  teacher was reading the Bible to us -all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn't the grownups do anything?" -anonymous