Humor

This could be a way to start the day off. I hope it jars some sense of humor: Sermons and biscuits are improved by shortening. -anonymous
A preacher who doesn't strike oil in 30 minutes should stop boring. -anonymous
The most interesting point some preachers make is the stopping point. anonymous
The preacher who cannot broaden or deepen his sermons usually lengthens them. -anonymous
 preacher should always stop preaching before the congregation stops listening. -anonymous
The pulpit is a terrible place to be if you have nothing to say. -W. F. Harrington
2 views on what to preach away from your paish (Take your pick):
Never take new materila on the road.
Never ride an old horse out of town. -unknown
Any fool can write learned jargon, the test is the vernacular.-C. S. Lessie Lewis
There's a big difference between having something to say and having to say something. -anonymous
Never use a gallon of words to express a spoonful of thought. -anonymous
In the western world, the decline of preaching is a symptom of the decline of the church. - John Stott
Most people are bothered by those passages of scriptures they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. -Mark Twain
Sermons are like baies: easy to conceive, hard to deliver. -anonymous