Wisdom Knowledge And Understanding

Proverbs 4:1-7
1.Hear, ye children, the instruction of a father, and attend to know understanding.
2.For I give you good doctrine, forsake ye not my law.
3.For I was my father's son, tender and only beloved in the sight of my mother.
4.He taught me also, and said unto me, Let thine heart retain my words: keep my commandments, and live.
5.Get wisdom, get understanding: forget it not; neither decline from the words of my mouth.
6.Forsake her not, and she shall preserve thee: love her, and she shall keep thee.
7.Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding.

Scripture Verse For Today

Good morning family. The scripture verse I take with me today is: But his delight is in the law of the LORD, and in His law does he meditate day and night -Psalm 1:2. God bless you all.

Scripture For Today

Pleasant morning to you all family. The scripture I take with me today is: In everything give thanks, for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you -1 Thes. 5:18. A blessed day to everyone.

Humor (2)

Good morning everyone. Haven't been on the internet in a little while. Here's something to put a little pep in our steps to church service this morning: On the way to church a little boy asked his mother, "Is it true, Mommy, that we're made of dust?"
"Yes, darling."
"And do we go back to dust again when we die?"
"Yes, dear."
"Well, Mommy, when I said my prayers last night and looked under the bed, I found someone who is either coming or going." -unknown, The World's Greatest Collection of Heavenly Humor

Humor

The following was read from a book and the reader just had to share these jokes with you...

What Children Hear At Church

The Lord's Prayer
How did you know my name (or Harold be your name).
Give us this day our jelly bread.
Lead us not into Penn Station.
Deliver us from people.

Hymn Titles and Lines from Hymns
Gladly the coss-eyed bear (Gladly, the cross I bear)
Crazy, crazy all ye little children, God is love... (Praise Him, Praise Him, all ye little children)
While shepherds washed their socks by night (While shepherds watched their flocks by night)
Lead on oh kinky turtle... ( Lead on oh King Eternal)

The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and suddenly turned into a pillar of salt.
"My mother looked back once while she was driving," contributed little Heather, "and she turned into a telephone pole." -anonymous

Prayer
"Do you pray every night?" a little boy was asked. "No," he replied, "some nights I don't need anything."
"I can't hear you," said a mother to her daughter who was praying, "I wasn't talking to you." came the reply. -D. J. Brouwer.

A Little Child Shall Lead Them
"Daddy, I want to ask you something," said Jared after his first day in Sunday School.
"Yes Son, what is it?"
"The  teacher was reading the Bible to us -all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn't the grownups do anything?" -anonymous

Humor

This could be a way to start the day off. I hope it jars some sense of humor: Sermons and biscuits are improved by shortening. -anonymous
A preacher who doesn't strike oil in 30 minutes should stop boring. -anonymous
The most interesting point some preachers make is the stopping point. anonymous
The preacher who cannot broaden or deepen his sermons usually lengthens them. -anonymous
 preacher should always stop preaching before the congregation stops listening. -anonymous
The pulpit is a terrible place to be if you have nothing to say. -W. F. Harrington
2 views on what to preach away from your paish (Take your pick):
Never take new materila on the road.
Never ride an old horse out of town. -unknown
Any fool can write learned jargon, the test is the vernacular.-C. S. Lessie Lewis
There's a big difference between having something to say and having to say something. -anonymous
Never use a gallon of words to express a spoonful of thought. -anonymous
In the western world, the decline of preaching is a symptom of the decline of the church. - John Stott
Most people are bothered by those passages of scriptures they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. -Mark Twain
Sermons are like baies: easy to conceive, hard to deliver. -anonymous